Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
Someone ships something you don’t ship?
Someone insults your ship:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
I’d love to show this to an icelandic fishing boat captain, anyone nautical who has no regular access to the internet or pop culture in general. Watch their brows twitch at “ship your ship”.
I don’t even ship, or headcanon. But this post tickled my funnybags.